Hassayo's endless derp

eakiffh:

Hi, are you sad? It’s okay to be sad. Here are some buns; let them soothe you.

(Source: grandmasmarmalade, via helpmespacecops)

morganforgan: i-am-the-star: shorturl: what’s wrong with you people  -slowly goes to die- oh god is beamo the heart monitor? I dont like this head cannon, it hurts me

morganforgan:

i-am-the-star:

shorturl:

what’s wrong with you people 

-slowly goes to die-

oh god is beamo the heart monitor?

I dont like this head cannon, it hurts me

(Source: pura-mierda, via helpmespacecops)

pancakestein:

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toffeecomet: shit

toffeecomet:

shit

(Source: shittyhomestuckpuns)

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diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

mirakuru-taimu:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

chandlerhandle:

thegoodsonisbad:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

mirakuru-taimu:

thegoodsonisbad:

yepperoni:

do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 

i guess this trip was really

the cream of the crop

greg stop we care about you

Why, are you admirang salmon reproductive styles and would prefer us not to fish for puns?

i think you’re just setting up a red herring to draw the attention away from yourself

i can already see how badly these puns will escaleate

i’ll have your head on a pike if you don’t knock it off

its over

our fates are sea eeled

these jokes make me puke like i got salmonella 

It’s ok, they are oriver rated anyway

You guys have some of the worst puns I’ve ever sean

THERES MORAY THESE COMING

you’re doing this shit on porpise 

are you shore about that accuseation

i’ll feel a wave of relief when this shit is done with

YOU WILL ROE THIS DAY, THE CONTINUED FLAGRANT EGGSOLENCE DISPLAYED WHEN̶͈̜̆͞ ̸̮̼̹͚͗́͐Ị̧̗̣̞͕̻̖̲̄̐M̸̥͙̟͛̔̅̇͘͞ ̴̫̠͙̣̲ͨS̨̞̜̼̭͓̝̮͉͇̊ͩ̆͒̈̈̋̚͡P̶̠̙̙̖̝͇̲̱͇ͥ͊̌̅̎ͨE̫̱̼̯̅̽͂͋̊̈́̑ͧ͞A̝̼͔̍̿͡K̷͍̙̜̮̹̰̗̊̏͊ͯ̀Ĩ̢̪̥͚̲͇̘̥̓̄͜Ń̪̞́̂̐ͨ̿͑̎̇G̘͔͚ͥ̅ͣ͌ͮͧ̈́ͦ̕ ͎͕͙̬̖͖̙͑̍̈̏ͧ̓̈́͆ͭͅT͇̗͔̏͛͂͊͑Ŏ̶̧̫̜̣͇̜̗ͣͯ̆͡ ̷̡̬̮͚͈̻̭̲̝̙͎͚̭̹̆͑̊̊̌͑ͬ͆̂̄ͯ͌̂ͬ͘͜͟Y̧̦͍̩̮̫͔̲̗̻̪̤̠̔̉̍̅̆̋̽̍̈́̾̅̄͌̏ͯͮ̐̔͘͞ͅǪ̛̰̟̲͈̻̻̎͊ͧ̍͗ͧ̋ͤͨ̾͞U̧̜̮̬̫̭̻̰͓̘ͧ̎̄ͪ̌͑̋̾̍ͮ͗ͪ́

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helpmespacecops: Right now i used to a lot but then i remembered that doing it would be a very cowardly thing to do and would only hurt everyone i know even more. Cobalt things will get better.

helpmespacecops:

Right now

i used to a lot but then i remembered that doing it would be a very cowardly thing to do and would only hurt everyone i know even more.

Cobalt things will get better.

(Source: ianplatero)

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me: SHUT UP STOP REMINDING ME OF MY FAILED ATTEMPTS TO BE CLEVER.
karkinophile: HAA. HAA. HAA. HÄ͍͖͊ͨ̄̃̎ͥ̕͟Ã̦̱͚̳̖̪͓͓̑̈́ͨͅ.̡ͯͦ͘͏̯͇̥̙ ̌͛ͯ̉҉͚̹H̵̬̻̬̦̫̬̓ͩ͌̒͞͝ͅȀ̢̠̲̘̚ͅA̡͒̋͗͏͕̬͙͕̹̺̬͈̺.̖͚̤̭̞͗̓̎̈ͅ ̛͕͇̟̮͕ͭͮ͛̉̂Ḩ̷̫̯͈̣̰̼̅̑ͯ̌̚Ē̦̻̈ͬ̄E̻̬̼̖ͤ́ͯ͌̕͞.͚ͪ̓̔́̋̀̆͢ͅ ̬͈̩ͧ̈̃͌͊͗ͫ̿̿͞H͉̖̼͚̫͉͚ͦ̐̃̚͡E̙̿ͩ̀͌̀ͧ͗E̡̨̛͎̻̮ͬ̓.̷͈͇͈ͫ̑ͩ ̠͖̳̮̹ͮ̊̚H̪͙ͩ́̌ͯ̓̚O̵͚͔͙͍̾͋̊̽̕Ṏ̷̧͚̹̓̓̐ͫͧ̚.̷̛̰̪͚͉̖̥̬̋ ̌̌̔ͨͤ̀҉̢̡̺͖̘͖Ḫ͔̼̬̗̿ͬ̉͋́̀͡Ǫ̗̎̐́͘ͅƠ̧̮͔͊̿͆̽̋̋.̟ͨ̎̿ͯ̓ͮ͛̏ͦ

karkinophile:

HAA. HAA. HAA. HÄ͍͖͊ͨ̄̃̎ͥ̕͟Ã̦̱͚̳̖̪͓͓̑̈́ͨͅ.̡ͯͦ͘͏̯͇̥̙ ̌͛ͯ̉҉͚̹H̵̬̻̬̦̫̬̓ͩ͌̒͞͝ͅȀ̢̠̲̘̚ͅA̡͒̋͗͏͕̬͙͕̹̺̬͈̺.̖͚̤̭̞͗̓̎̈ͅ ̛͕͇̟̮͕ͭͮ͛̉̂Ḩ̷̫̯͈̣̰̼̅̑ͯ̌̚Ē̦̻̈ͬ̄E̻̬̼̖ͤ́ͯ͌̕͞.͚ͪ̓̔́̋̀̆͢ͅ ̬͈̩ͧ̈̃͌͊͗ͫ̿̿͞H͉̖̼͚̫͉͚ͦ̐̃̚͡E̙̿ͩ̀͌̀ͧ͗E̡̨̛͎̻̮ͬ̓.̷͈͇͈ͫ̑ͩ ̠͖̳̮̹ͮ̊̚H̪͙ͩ́̌ͯ̓̚O̵͚͔͙͍̾͋̊̽̕Ṏ̷̧͚̹̓̓̐ͫͧ̚.̷̛̰̪͚͉̖̥̬̋ ̌̌̔ͨͤ̀҉̢̡̺͖̘͖Ḫ͔̼̬̗̿ͬ̉͋́̀͡Ǫ̗̎̐́͘ͅƠ̧̮͔͊̿͆̽̋̋.̟ͨ̎̿ͯ̓ͮ͛̏ͦ

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thedailywhat: CISPA Update of the Day: CISPA, the Cyber Information Sharing and Protection Act that passed the House in April, likely is headed for a Senate vote in early June. To drum up opposition to the legislation, which would create “a ‘cybersecurity’ exemption to all existing laws,” Fight for the Future, Democrats.com, The Liberty Coalition, and the Entertainment Consumers Association have created a new website called Privacy Is Awesome. The site outlines the top five ways to help defeat CISPA: Call your senators and tell them to oppose the Lieberman-Collins bill (CISPA), and ask for a constituent meeting during the Memorial Day recess to help change their mind. Email senators offices about CISPA, expressing your opposition. Keep calling senators until they plan a constituent meeting. Donate to anti-CISPA organizers — the same teams that helped defeat SOPA/PIPA. Share your opposition online — Facebook, Twitter, etc. Meanwhile, Sen. Ron Wyden, D-Ore., is spearheading opposition to the legislation, concluding a recent Senate floor speech with: I believe these bills will encourage the development of a cyber security industry that profits from fear and whose currency is Americans private data. These bills create a Cyber Industrial Complex that has an interest in preserving the problem to which it is the solution. Watch the full video here. It’s terrific. [death+taxes}

thedailywhat:

CISPA Update of the Day: CISPA, the Cyber Information Sharing and Protection Act that passed the House in April, likely is headed for a Senate vote in early June.

To drum up opposition to the legislation, which would create “a ‘cybersecurity’ exemption to all existing laws,” Fight for the Future, Democrats.com, The Liberty Coalition, and the Entertainment Consumers Association have created a new website called Privacy Is Awesome. The site outlines the top five ways to help defeat CISPA:

  • Call your senators and tell them to oppose the Lieberman-Collins bill (CISPA), and ask for a constituent meeting during the Memorial Day recess to help change their mind.
  • Email senators offices about CISPA, expressing your opposition.
  • Keep calling senators until they plan a constituent meeting.
  • Donate to anti-CISPA organizers — the same teams that helped defeat SOPA/PIPA.
  • Share your opposition online — Facebook, Twitter, etc.

Meanwhile, Sen. Ron Wyden, D-Ore., is spearheading opposition to the legislation, concluding a recent Senate floor speech with:

I believe these bills will encourage the development of a cyber security industry that profits from fear and whose currency is Americans private data. These bills create a Cyber Industrial Complex that has an interest in preserving the problem to which it is the solution.

Watch the full video here. It’s terrific.

[death+taxes}

Unicorns are a symbol of virginity. Reblog if you’re still a unicorn.

helpmespacecops:


Forever a Unicorn. No one is majestic enough to ride me.

I will most likely die one ;3;

(Source: suicidalvampire)